What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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