Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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