Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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