I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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