Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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