another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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