I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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