Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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go home
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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