If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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