Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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