let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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