Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up under a house in Key West
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