Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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