normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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