I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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