I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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