yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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