You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize