these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
