i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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