508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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