Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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