why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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