16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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