so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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