Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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