I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Come see our sink grown plant.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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