Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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