I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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