I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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