so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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