yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
smell my finger.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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