If i come over, it means nothing
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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