I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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