In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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