i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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