Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
