no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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