she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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