Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
