Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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