So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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