I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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