On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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