Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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