THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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