I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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