Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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