There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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