420 ftw
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
