I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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