Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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